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The Dallas Bible
This is a collection of stuff from January's Poll of the Week. I asked people to come up with catch-phrases for various Dallas characters, in the manner of Stone Cold Steve Austin's "Austin 3:16".
If you would like to submit a 3:16, please feel free to do so. Remember, a good 3:16 is in the form of "I just...did something." It also helps if the verb is active.
| JR 3:16 says... | Bobby 3:16 says... |
| ...I just bought you a drink. | ...I just tore you apart. |
| ...I just ruined your life. | ...I just spent an evening with Pam [and it was great!]. ...I just got run over by a car. ... I just parked illegally. |
| ...I just cheated your ass. | ------------------------ |
| ...I just was in the fight of my life. | Pam 3:16 says... |
| ...I just made an ass out of Cliff. | ...I just went Mrs. Broslofski on you. |
| ...I just forcefully seduced you by grabbing your arms. | ...I just wish we could all just get along. |
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...I just need a baby. ...I just became a roll of tape. |
| Sue Ellen 3:16 says... | ------------------------ |
| ...I just drank some vodka. | Donna 3:16 says... |
| ...I just got sent to the sanitarium. | ...I just made you change the channel. |
| ...I just don't know what you're talking about. | ...I just emasculated my husband. |
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| Cliff 3:16 says... | Ray 3:16 says... |
| ...I just got taken in for questioning. | ...I just talked about cutting horses. |
| ...I just lost a woman to JR | ...I just put my feet on someone's desk. ...I just planted some trees. |
| ...I just lost a deal to JR | ------------------------ |
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Jenna 3:16 says... |
| Ellie 3:16 says... | ...I just had plastic surgery. |
| ...I just bought a new sack dress. | ------------------------ |
| ...I just bought a new puzzle. | Jack 3:16 says... |
| ...I just went on vacation. | ...I just bought another pair of tube socks. |
| ...I just rode my exercise bike. | ------------------------ |
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Others: |
| Clayton 3:16 says... | Teresa 3:16 says I just made breakfast for nine again and only two people ate. |
| ...I just went to check on my refineries. | Lucy 3:16 says I just ate your entree [hope you didn't want it]. |
| Jock 3:16 says I just am
Takapa. Kristin 3:16 says I just fell off your balcony. Afton 3:16 says I just lost my purse. |
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