free web hosting | free website | Business Web Hosting | Free Website Submission | shopping cart | php hosting

The Dallas Bible

This is a collection of stuff from January's Poll of the Week. I asked people to come up with catch-phrases for various Dallas characters, in the manner of Stone Cold Steve Austin's "Austin 3:16".

If you would like to submit a 3:16, please feel free to do so. Remember, a good 3:16 is in the form of "I just...did something." It also helps if the verb is active.


JR 3:16 says... Bobby 3:16 says...
...I just bought you a drink. ...I just tore you apart.
...I just ruined your life. ...I just spent an evening with Pam [and it was great!].

...I just got run over by a car.

... I just parked illegally.

...I just cheated your ass.

------------------------

...I just was in the fight of my life. Pam 3:16 says...
...I just made an ass out of Cliff. ...I just went Mrs. Broslofski on you.
...I just forcefully seduced you by grabbing your arms. ...I just wish we could all just get along.

------------------------

...I just need a baby.

...I just became a roll of tape.

Sue Ellen 3:16 says...

------------------------

...I just drank some vodka. Donna 3:16 says...
...I just got sent to the sanitarium. ...I just made you change the channel.
...I just don't know what you're talking about. ...I just emasculated my husband.

------------------------

------------------------

Cliff 3:16 says... Ray 3:16 says...
...I just got taken in for questioning. ...I just talked about cutting horses.
...I just lost a woman to JR ...I just put my feet on someone's desk.

...I just planted some trees.

...I just lost a deal to JR

------------------------

------------------------

Jenna 3:16 says...
Ellie 3:16 says... ...I just had plastic surgery.
...I just bought a new sack dress.

------------------------

...I just bought a new puzzle. Jack 3:16 says...
...I just went on vacation. ...I just bought another pair of tube socks.
...I just rode my exercise bike.

------------------------

------------------------

Others:
Clayton 3:16 says... Teresa 3:16 says I just made breakfast for nine again and only two people ate.
...I just went to check on my refineries. Lucy 3:16 says I just ate your entree [hope you didn't want it].
Jock 3:16 says I just am Takapa.

Kristin 3:16 says I just fell off your balcony.

Afton 3:16 says I just lost my purse.


Home | Special Features